Mobiles can do just about anything. They can send text messages, they can play music, they can log onto the Internet, no doubt they can make brain tumours but we have a lot more time to wait for that to come to fruition. You can even watch TV, films and play games. The unwanted truth here is that they do it all incredibly badly. I watched the first screened version of Star Wars on a giant sized screen with super surround sound that vibrated the cinema. When the Imperial Cruiser came over we all ducked. Somehow I feel that watching the same movie on a 2-inch sun washed out lcd screen with a squeaky earphone, just wouldn’t have the same impact. Although I must confess some will live and die for their mobiles, such as teenagers and the guys at ‘The Gadget Show’. Perhaps I am getting too old.